Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - It has just been confirmed that American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler have just purchased the La Playa de Los Players Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

A spokesperson for Peaches & Lips Productions, co-owned by Seacrest and Tyler stated that the La Playa will be receiving a $37 million renovation and will reopen as The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino.

Seacrest was reached at his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa American Idol and verified that he and Tyler have in fact gone into the resort and casino business down in sunny Baja California, Mexico.

"Peaches" as he is known thanks to this past season's fellow Georgia native Lauren Alaina, said that he and Steven originally wanted to purchase The Pancho Villa Resort Villa located in Cabo but the owners The Baja California Pharmaceutical Drug Cartel, which is based in Ensenada wanted way too much money.

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A photo taken from the lobby of Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's Puffy Taco Resort & Casino.
(Photo by Rico Chorizo).

Ryan said that he and Steven thanked the owners for offering to give them each a one week all expenses paid trip for two to Dubai, along with a fully loaded 2012 Lexus each.

Seacrest said that he also did not feel at all comfortable with the fact that one of the top ranking executives with the drug cartel informed him that he had a 12-year-old niece that he would like to see be this coming season's American Idol winner.

Meanwhile Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette caught up with "Lips" Tyler at The Third Base Comedy Club in West Holly. Tyler told Voodoo that he is as happy as a skunk at a landfill that Jennifer Lopez has decided to finally divorce Marc "I'm Dee Boss" Anthony.

The new Puffy Taco Resort & Casino will have its grand opening in a few weeks. As of right now Seacrest and Tyler have stated that they have signed Celine Dion; Justin Bieber; Selena Gomez; Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz; Rihanna; and Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young to perform at the grand opening ceremonies.

Seacrest said that Peaches and Lips Productions has hired the popular Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree to be the evenings master of ceremonies.

From: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i98694 
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